Where is my "Astounding Weird Penises"?
If you've bought DL issue 2 and it doesn't contain Alan Moore's comic "Astounding Weird Penises",
email firstname.lastname@example.org with your address and for a limited period (i.e. not forever!) we'll send you a copy. We're very sorry about this - more than you could possibly fathom. Make sure your message subject is "Where is my Astounding Weird Penis?" and it will make us chuckle a little, which helps ease our melancholy.
Where is my magazine?
We deliver once a week, all over the world, from the fair shire of Northampton. If you've been waiting an extraordinary amount of time for a copy, email email@example.com and we'll get to the bottom of it. If there is something wrong with your order, let us know! It might take us a while, but we'll get it done.
Where can I buy "Dodgem Logic" in my town/city/country/hemisphere?
We have only so many pairs of eyes - we cannot possibly know about individual outlets across the globe. If we did, we would use such powers to fight crime, instead of running a magazine. Web orders from our shop are welcome, of course! We are distributed by Knockabout /
Central Books in the UK and Top Shelf in the US, their links are on our site.
How do I order a copy of the magazine?
Go to our wonderful shop, choose your desired product and add it to your cart! We use google checkout - any questions about that can be answered here.
What about Subscriptions?
We are working on this - details will emerge soon!
I've written some stuff - can you show it to Alan? Where do I send admissions?
We're very sorry, we cannot show your stuff to Alan. He's very busy writing the Beano or
something. We've had hundreds of enquires - far too many to be able to carefully consider them all, or provide feedback, or even reply to. In time this might change, and we will welcome one and all, but for now STOP IT! Just STOP IT! Yes, YOU!!
Can Alan do this/that/can you pass on this message for me? Is this Alan? Hello!!
We are working as hard as we can on this wonderful magazine - we are not Alan's agent or PA! It is heart warming that so many people appreciate Alan's work, and we are all grateful that you've taken the time and effort to contact us, but unless it is directly magazine related, the unfortunate short answer is "No, thank you but no."
What's with the regional inserts?
Are you serious? There are certain commitments involved in the Regional inserts but if you've got the chutzpah, it could work out very nicely for you. Email firstname.lastname@example.org with the subject line "Regional inserts" and we'll get in touch (eventually!)
Why does the video on the home page stop and start?
As any large video clip online depending on internet connection needs time to buffer, give it itme and it will work. There is also a low quality version for those with slow internet
I am having problems viewing the animation on the site.
Remember to update your flash player on your computer, you can do this by going here. This should clear up any problems.